Apparently you make a good broom.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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