idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I will pee on everything he values.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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