If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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