bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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