oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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