? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you still have your period?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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