Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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