just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
