its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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