You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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