im about as happy as oj after his trial
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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