It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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