he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dicks are not precious.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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