She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
