We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
All I want is dick and wine.
as a side note pls kill me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
