Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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