I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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