Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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