Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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