At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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