Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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