I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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