Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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