I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You work out of a Hotel?
I will die if light touches me.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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