I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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