Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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