i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
