Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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