Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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