what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You need a sexual gate keeper
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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