Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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