yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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