I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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