Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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