Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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