I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
