Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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