i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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