it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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