I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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