Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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