Porn is love you can see.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
