If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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