Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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