Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
