Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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