I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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