what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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