I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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