i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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