and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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